We usually have couples and families stay in the guest house who go and do some biking, trekking, surfing, windsailing and all that fun outdoors stuff. Well last week we had a couple in who wanted to rent bikes, so we told them of the local rental shack and off they went. They turned up a couple of hours later and the lady asked where they could buy some new mens jeans. I didn't really see the relevance between the two, so I must've looked pretty puzzled, so she told me her husband had split his trousers going over a speed hump too fast! He did look pretty mad that she told me so openly, especially as he was stood there wearing the split trousers! I guess he didn't bring a spare pair, so he went to the room and she went off to the high street! We do get some stories at the guest house, but that was a new one! Photo: Funkdooby (Flickr)